The Last Jewish Guy

August 29, 2021 § 2 Comments

He is the last Jewish guy, I told my friend.

She was swiping left and humming to herself.

The last Jewish guy I will ever date.

She looked up.

It has been ten years and more.

Too many dysfunctional Jewish guys, I said.

I’m moving on to the Scandinavians.

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